A MOTHER HAD THREE V!RG!N$: Three daughters, all fresh-faced vi!g!n$, were due to tie the knot in rapid succession. Their mother, a tad concerned about their romantic debuts, slyly asked each to send a one-word honeymoon postcard describing their, ahem, marital “fun.” The first postcard, "sun-k!ssed" from Hawaii, arrived two days later: “Nescafé.” Mom, puzzled, grabbed the coffee jar. It declared, “Good to the last drop.” Blushing but pleased, she knew daughter number one was brewing something sweet...... The second postcard mailed a week later from Vermont, read: “D!ckson in my Pu$$y...... Click my name for FULL STORY.