9 Reasons Why Bad Men Are Like Junk Food

Bad men are exactly the same as junk food, when you think about it. At first, they look so tantalizing and worth it and you’re sky-high while eating it, but once you’ve had it, the consequences are terrible. And bed men leave you with much more than a stomachache. Here’s why unhealthy food and men are pretty similar to each other.

1. Blame it on the TV

It all starts with TV and false depictions in advertisements and shows. Cheeseburgers, just like men, made out to look so gorgeous and sensitive on television, with all the traits we want in a meal/man. One episode of Gossip Girl or Vampire Diaries makes you see the worst men and not care how they would teat you, because, well, look at that 8-pack. If you stop focusing on looks and an unrealistic facade, a good one might come your way.

2. The euphoria is great, but the crash is not

Salt and sugar are the main ingredients in the junk food we all love. These, along with MSG,, make these foods super addictive. But we all know they’re toxic. Still, we just can’t seem to put those chips down until the whole bag is finished, even though we know it’s going to ruin our skin, give us heart disease, and lastly, send us on an emotional roller coaster, just like shady dudes. Girl, the thrill isn’t worth it!

3. Then, the guilt sets in

After you go crazy on a bag of McDonalds, you start to feel some remorse for your actions. Your energy is zapped, you know your water weight is going to be sky-high the next day, but you still couldn’t resist. Like a guy with bad vibes, bad food choices are not fabulous for your self confidence or your mental health, and shouldn’t be a part of your long-term plan.